July 2010

July: A Retrospective

July 30, 2010

For those of you who don’t know how to use a computer or are too lazy to check the archives, here are the most popular/funny (determined by me!) blogs of the month. Check out the ones you missed Country Bumpkin Fest (aka the Rangers Game)If you think making fun of white trash people is funny, [...]

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How the Swedes took over my brain to use me as a furniture making monkey

July 30, 2010

If we really wanted to start a war on drugs, we should look at the Swedes as our enemy #1. They must possess the most powerful drugs in the world, transmittable through modern furniture and Swedish meatballs. How else could they convince millions of people to drool over cheap furniture that they will have to [...]

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OINO: I Got Oranges and Bananas….

July 28, 2010

UPDATE: I had to take down the video of Mr. Okra, per the “lawyer” representing the film, Hutch Hutchinson. He left a message in the comments asking me to take it down. Since I’m not an infringer, and since you can find the video other places, I am happy to take it down. I do [...]

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You Found Me….

July 27, 2010

Since I started this blog a short time ago (almost a month – yea, one month anniversary!!) I am a crazy person obsessed with how many people read my posts and what country they are from – what up Yemen! Through my magic powers, also known as Google Analytics, I can also tell what people [...]

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To Chop or Not to Chop

July 27, 2010

My hair is beastly long these days and when my friend E. mentioned that she might get her hair chopped of next week, I started to think about an important question: to chop or not to chop. My hair is like my signature – sort of like Cindy Crawford’s mole or Mel Gibson’s alcoholism. It’s [...]

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The 7 Stages of Facebooking-in-your-late-20s Emotion

July 22, 2010

Facebooking in your late 20s is a tricky proposition. I was in college when you still had to be in college to join Facebook, but now everyone and my grandma have a Facebook. Instead of funny pictures of your friends passed out at Mardi Gras, now I post links to my company’s blog. Every time [...]

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My Le Creuset will kick your All-Clad in the teeth

July 20, 2010

I’m pretty sure when God said that we shouldn’t have any idols, he made a special dispensation for the Le Creuset. Yes, I’m talking to you today about a pot, but not just any pot, my waffle-burning, can’t even boil water friends. The best pot (no, not that kind…) Bow down, mere mortals. You know [...]

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Julie Andrews is my homegirl

July 20, 2010

Most of the time, I talk about funny things here: crazy tan lines, poop, white trash people, you name it. But today, I’m here to talk about something extremely serious….Julie Andrews. What the what, you might be saying. Who the hell cares about that old bag? Well, I’m here to tell you to shut your [...]

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Spicy Black Bean Dip. You Complete Me.

July 18, 2010

I love me some chips and dip. Not like every once in awhile. Not like just at parties when people bring crap from home. I mean LOVE me some chips and dip. I would rather punch someone in the face than eat a piece of cake, but I need this black bean dip like a [...]

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Working the Jelly. Yep, I said it.

July 16, 2010

On my long list of things I want to accomplish in life – nestled right in between kiss a D-list movie star and win an Olympic medal – is starting a phrase trend that spreads all over the world. Sort of like the time I tried to claim “loves it” when I knew damn well [...]

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