August 2010

BLAAAAAAAAH!

August 16, 2010

Sometimes, you wake up ready to conquer the world, bursting full of hilarious sides-splitting blog ideas that will easily spew forth making your fans laugh and laugh all day. Sometimes, you wake up less than eager, with no ideas and a headache and lots of things are annoying you. Sometimes you’re the dog and sometimes [...]

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Anyone care to talk about homebrewing with an antisocial bike messenger?

August 12, 2010

So, last night I tried submitting my blog to Globe of Blogs since that’s what popped up when I Googled: “make my hilarious blog popular so I can have lots of friends who leave lots of comments to validate my humor and I can feel important” – it’s a blog directory and you can submit [...]

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INTRODUCING: The best show ever that I’ve never seen, but will DVR and watch pantsless on Sunday mornings

August 11, 2010

We’ll get to the TV show later, but for starters, let’s talk about how I love black culture. Not the gritty, from around the way type of black culture because that would be disrespectful for the people who truly had to endure hardships in their life based on their color and/or circumstances (serious moment there…) [...]

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When in doubt, just go with ma’amsir!

August 10, 2010

For some reason, especially when I am hungover or someplace important like on a date, I have so much trouble telling boys from girls. I know what you’re thinking, but I’m talking about strangers with clothes on. Over the years, living in New Orleans and in the Dallas gayborhood, I have encountered a lot of [...]

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The Bachelor/Bachelorette has jumped the shark and I am driving the boat…

August 10, 2010

If you don’t get the reference in the title, you were never an underachieving Mass Comm major and/or you were born after 1975. Look it up on YouTube or Wikipedia, the 100% truthful sources of information on the Interwebs. I must admit that I didn’t catch the first 20 minutes of so of Bachelor Pad. [...]

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How I battled the law (not very hard) and it came out victorious

August 5, 2010

This morning, I received a comment on one of my blog posts (quite possibly the least effective form of business communication after smoke signals and child’s scribble in poop) about taking down my video of Mr. Okra, the coolest veggie salesman around. I love the way the video showcases the spirit of New Orleans, and [...]

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If I were a parent…

August 3, 2010

I did a lot of stupid things when I was a kid and even more stupid things as I got older. So as everyone around me seems to be having kids – on purpose, as my friend L. likes to point out! I thought about how I might deal with things differently if I was [...]

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How to get a girl to do your bidding (at least in the dress department)

August 3, 2010

Today, I’m revealing a lady secret. I’m going to tell you the secret about how to get a girl wear any dress you want. No, I’m not a magician, but thank you for asking. No, I don’t come from the future because if I did, I would wear much trendier clothing. There are lots of [...]

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