October 2010

Today’s Oprah episode will be saved in my mind’s DVR forever!

October 29, 2010

While most people in Texas are concentrated on the Rangers – CLAW! ANTLERS! – I have something even more important to talk about today. Really, this should be titled: Why am I still single? Basically, today is the best day of my life. Let me give you a little hint: I love kids movies – [...]

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Lazy Pumpkin Carving

October 26, 2010

Pumpkin carving has at least 10 steps, including actually having to get in my car and go to the store and buy something. So, let’s be honest, this isn’t going to happen for me. Travel time + buying supplies + potential injury + rotting food on my porch three month later = negatory, Ghostrider! So, [...]

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This Much I Know is True

October 20, 2010

Today, I was “discussing” with my little brother whether or not running through first or sliding into first was faster. Go Rangers!! I say running, he maintained that a perfectly timed slide would get you there faster. That’s neither here nor there except that I am always right so there. Got me thinking about all [...]

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Your Life in Stains

October 12, 2010

Hey, listen – I took psychology in college. I know there are life stages and what not, and they are marked by very specific behavior and development. I get it. But, guess what? It’s not that complicated. Your life can be explained in stages of stains. That’s right, stages of stains. I think you’ll find [...]

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Drinking is Bad?

October 8, 2010

Is it me or does this commercial actually make drinking seem really, really awesome? Who wouldn’t love to go to a party where all of a sudden some music starts bumping and you can dance much better than you ever have before? Seems pretty fun to me. Just kidding, kids. Drinking and doing drugs is [...]

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Scientific proof that you actually lose your entire brain in high school

October 6, 2010

Moving in my new house has made me discover lots of things: 1. I hate cleaning2. I don’t own any bowls3. One person can fill up a DVR very quickly4. I am scared of the outside dark5. Matching colors is not my specialty or even something I can sort of do6. Keeping a balance between [...]

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My First Drink

October 5, 2010

Lots of things happen to you if you are from a big family. You talk really loud. You are an attention whore. And you probably accidentally did a lot of dangerous things because people weren’t paying attention to you. It’s not different in my family. We’ve lost more than one kid at a family party [...]

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Most Controversial Post EVER

October 1, 2010

In the aftermath of the most talked about episode of a television show that I can remember, except for maybe the finale of Friends or SITC, I would like to reveal a super secret, lock it in your brain and never tell anyone secret. Ok, I’m just going to come out and say it. I [...]

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