November 2010

The Relish Tray

November 23, 2010

Ah, Thanksgiving. Family time. Turkeys and sides of all shapes and sizes. And, if you belong to my clan, the relish tray. The iconic relish tray. How can I explain such a thing? If you don’t have the relish tray phenomenon in your family, you’re really missing out on a lot of good material. Emails [...]

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Interesting how this happens: A Fantasy Football Graph

November 14, 2010
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When being smart just makes you a douche

November 12, 2010

Sometimes being smart is great. It’s easy to hold a conversation or figure out a tip on the bill. I know how to spell. I have a witty sense of humor. But sometimes being smart just makes you act like a douche. Like when I can’t think of any small words in the “M as [...]

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Do I live in the ghetto? All mail point to yes.

November 10, 2010

I love getting the mail. Always have. Is it the responsibility of bestowing someone with their daily communication? Is it the nostalgic feeling of getting physical mail? Is it the anticipation, even as an adult, that you might get something cool like a letter from a long-lost ex proclaiming his love for you or a [...]

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What NOT to do in an elevator

November 9, 2010

Sometimes, I wish I worked at home. So then I would be the only smelly person not wearing pants to deal with. In my office building there are several law firms and some type of telemarketing firm so you can imagine the wide range of freaks that share my airspace every morning and afternoon on [...]

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Why the inside is better than the outside

November 1, 2010
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