January 2011

Nice try, Universe….I’m still a psycho two-faced Gemini

January 14, 2011

Last time I checked, I pretty much checked off every box on the checklist of crazy stuff that Geminis do. Then, I here some BS about the horoscopes getting all switched around. Yesterday, I was a bad ass Gemini with a cool twin symbol thing. And now I’m some weak bull Taurus. I think not. [...]

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An Ode to Margaritas

January 14, 2011

As I said in the bathtub tonight and contemplated the important things about life…let me clarify. When I say important things, I mean I was switching off between thinking about whether it was worse to sit on a cold toilet seat or a warm toilet seat (verdict: cold) and singing the lyrics to Shoop! in [...]

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Lord have mercy, I just want to be a hippie

January 11, 2011

I want to be a hippie. Like majorly bad. Not an actual hippie because I don’t drop acid, I hate going to music festivals and the thought of protesting something, even peacefully, makes me break out in hives. But, I do love peace. And I love love. And I love personal freedom. Questioning authority? Yes, [...]

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(One of the) Best Things about Having a Baby

January 4, 2011

This post was inspired by the super skinny before, during and after (bitch) her pregnancy Amanda over at Martinis or Diaper Genies. She just had her first baby and totally talks about all the gross and awesome things about having a baby, including, but not limited to eating your placenta. For reals. Check it out. [...]

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