May 2011

The Time I Met Some Strangers in Vegas (sort of…)

May 29, 2011

Remember when you took those personality tests in grade school and high school that gave you the combination of letters that predicted your future? Myers Briggs? I was always something like ENFP, which meant I was outgoing, illogical, emotional and I wouldn’t stab you if we got into an argument most likely. If you got [...]

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Things I Will Not Write About

May 18, 2011

I write about a lot of random business so I know it’s probably hard to figure out what I’m going to write next. The anticipation bubbles up in your throat like that time you choked on your Diet Coke and it foamed in your mouth and you thought you were going to die (just me?) [...]

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A Breakup Letter

May 10, 2011

Dear Superfluous Sneakers in my Bag, We’re breaking up. It’s not you, it’s me. It actually is me. More specifically, my laziness. You see, I’m tired of you making your way into my suitcase never to make your way out again. I hate the way you look at me and call out my name … [...]

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